greatest shits

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

A cold mist blew through the streets of the town the night they gunned young Benson down. He'd laid with a woman who wasn't his wife and her husband decided he'd pay with his life. By the dark of the night and the light of the moon, into the river went poor Benson Boone.

kym = kill your myself

kill your music

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

Flan 🍮

Turn Friends into Transgender (0/50).

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game