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This is not actually canon because it's not playing Never Wanted to Dance by Mindless Self Indulgence

not gonna lie i think i should just be allowed to kill my haters. they should make an exemption for me. i should be able to just kill people who dont like me

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

people wanting to fuck trains pre-date trains

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

Not true. We also use it for House of Leaves jokes

Let That Old Man Fuck as a popular refrain is so funny to me because historically speaking that old man has been allowed to get his freak on with someone younger and hotter than him for far too long. how about we just Let Him Shrivel Into a Befittingly Undersexed Husk and Die

Let That Old Woman Fuck

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

my favorite part is that this can have more than 2 players. but there is never more than 1 slug. the imagery of 5 abe lincolns wailing on a slug is...effervescent

advertising should be illegal

like this has been said before but so much time energy and money is being spent and for what

Truly, genuinely, as an indigenous person I talk about this exact thing a LOT! Like, don't get me wrong I get a bit squicked when dressing a chicken or gutting and cleaning a fish, lord knows I had really mixed feelings the first time I saw a deers throat slit (I thought it was cruel, until my elder asked me if I would have preferred to let it suffer instead) The truth of the matter is that animals and humans are intertwined. We are food to one another, that's the way of the world and I think people forget that when we champion for humane treatment of animals and when we rail against factory farming we need to remember that removing death is not the goal, removing undue suffering it.

oh, brown rice, we’re really in it now