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Studying is hard work, but it's all worth it when you finally get the grades you deserve.

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

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Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

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I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

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leaving this in the drafts really says it all

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Maybe you should eat a serviceberry for once in your life and you'll understand abundance and reciprocity in the natural world!!!

#have this book on my shelf

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Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito God’s rune of punishment. “After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked by the imprint of suffering from Ranggnarr, The God of Mosquitos, is far more likely to be bitten by the insect deity’s loyal worshippers,” said Entomology Department Head Marcus Falwell, advising Americans who plan on spending time outdoors to cover any exposed skin that was singed with righteous flames by the Supreme Winged Being as penance for crimes against mosquito-kind.

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all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

#shout out to that time i had that very edgy atheist friend who thought anyone who believed in god was insane #but tried to find reason within my alleged belief in bigfoot (made it up to see what would happen)#watching them try to find a reason that i'm not that crazy for it is of my fondest memories #if you're reading this know that i love you

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Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

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Care if an ace bean gets a little racial in your DM’s?

What the hell are yall saying yo me lately? Im getting fucking mad

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the city guards said they found an unlicensed apothecary and posted a woodblock print of them posing in front of a table with like one onion on it

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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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this phrase has given an almost incalculable buff to my casual hating

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this was my favorite part of the article

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the pagan origins of the fourth of july

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