resident ghoul

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

That's it, I'm sending you to an Isekai world

whoever came up with the word cock… Their mind

john green…..

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

harry potter and the what

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

47 bullets in my gun account

fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

- the john green goblin

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens