U a little girl. Signed, The taliban

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave

women, femmes, trans folx, gender nonconforming folx, folx of color, bottoms, verses, twinks, otters who shave, men who shop at upscale consignment stores, men with cats, anyone who has willingly purchased a zooey deschanel album, anyone who has ever worn suede, vapers, gender studies majors, kinksters, people who listen to ariana grande, your former high school classmates who are now part of multi-level marketing schemes, thinkpiece writers, people who drink kombucha, and 18 year olds with rich parents whose instagram bios say “fuck capitalism” while they’re currently summering in mykonos

be shopping

If u say Gummy Worms are not delicious… Wym?

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

Your grifting and manipulative academic Marxism vs our honourable and pure substack Marxism

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.