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THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

But it’s not so enjoy

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually