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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens