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i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.