Sammie's mind is lost

you are lord ashford. you love your daughter dearly and spend money you don’t have to show her off for her 13th birthday. look daughter how the entire country comes to celebrate you. you are loved. look lords, how wonderful my daughter is. and then some fuck ass hedge knight has to go and punch a prince and all of a sudden the heir to the throne is dead

After all that, and I never thought I'd say this, I am so damn grateful the mothership was too gutless to ever go there with tiva. We'd have got some PG snapshot wedged between other characters' storylines and the case of the week, and we'd never ever have had this.

tsunkatse is like the 43 minute sci-fi version of the “when mom’s not home” meme

Star Trek: Voyager - Season 6 Episode 15 "Tsunkatse"

“If you know my name it is only because you know his songs” from Geralt directed at Jaskier’s CHILDHOOD BULLY I’m never recovering from this

I love that the final scene of the SNW S3 finale was just the whole crew dangling keys by the captain's chair to try to get Pike to feel better. Like "Hey!!! 🔑🔑 Strange new worlds ahead, Captain!! 🔑🔑!! Hit it!! 🔑🔑 We can go fast!! 🔑🔑 I've already plotted a course!! 🔑🔑 Don't you want to sit down and go get crazy in space with us!! 🔑🔑"