What can one Grey Warden do?

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline