Bebop Yaggah?

Hiiii I'm remaking :) my new blog is @clownspores follow me there if you want. I'd like to keep some mutuals if I can

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

Can't stop thinking about how Willem Dafoe had to get a dick stunt double for a nude scene because everybody was so weirded out by how big his dick was that the director felt that it ruined the emotional impact of the scene

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

not right now kitten daddy is hemorrhaging

Why did you propogate your pollen at me