i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Im your lolcow and i love you

Naming my child Raytheon Exxon-Mobile to be awarded a lifetime supply of just what i need

happy pride

I have GOT to stop spending $30

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

how can this continue. how does this continue to go on

big tip for all neurodivergents you’re supposed to let everyone make you uncomfortable all the time but if youre weird in any way youll be shot at point blank range and itll be your fault

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly