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Laurence has successfully hidden as a beta the whole of his adult life. Being discovered as an omega is his worst nightmare next to losing Temeraire, but he will endure the former to avoid the latter.
The Untamed/CQL/MDZS
Leash the Wind - Wangxian, Xiyao (eventual 3Zun) Captive Prince Fusion, Royalty AU (With Emperor!Xichen), also much world building. You do not need to have any prior knowledge of either Captive Prince or The Untamed to read this one!
A once bright future crumbles to dust around Wei Wuxian's feet when a stranger turns out to be his mother's legal husband, de-legitimizing his birth and leaving him with few options but to accept a contract with his one-time classmate: prince and heir apparent to the imperial throne, Lan Wangji.
Law of Unintended Consequences - Accidental soulmates, Wangxian, Lan Wangji/Jiang Cheng (do they even have a ship name, idk), eventual threesome, golden core shenanigans, (so much) angst with a happy ending.
Wei Wuxian dies. Soul-bonded, Lan Wangji should have died with him. He isn't sure how or why he survived, but there is one shining part of his soulmate left on earth, and he can't seem to stay away from Wei Wuxian's golden core.
Songbird- Nielan, Nieyao (is that right?), Wangxian. Kind of a Beauty and the Beast sitch.
The Nie sect has the unenviable task of defending the Northern border. As a result, they are largely outside of the daily life of the rest of the cultivation world, and are rarely seen outside of their sprawling territory. Everyone is therefore taken by surprise when Nie Mingjue suddenly goes on the warpath, striking indiscriminately at any sect he can reach, and Lan cultivators keep disappearing off the battlefield.
On a mission to relieve Lotus Pier, Lan Wangji is taken captive. What would Lan Xichen give to free his brother and assure peace?
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“Uhura never had another name during the series. One of the fan writers wrote “Upenda” - which means “peace” in Swahili, I understand — not officially, but in some of their fan writings. And it sort of took hold. But when they were going to do the official history of Star Trek in a published book, the writer called Gene and asked him was “Uhura” her first name or her last name? Gene said, “Well, Nichelle and I never decided.” We always leaned towards it being her last name because it’s taken from the Swahili “uhuru” which means freedom. So it would sort of be like the same as “Freeman.” So he said, “You can make it her last name.” The writer said, “What about her first name? I’ve come up with one in Swahili. It’s Nyota.” Gene said, “I can’t give you that permission because Nichelle and I named her together, and she has rights to that, so you’ll have to call her and get her permission.” So he gave him my number, and he called me and I laughed and was delighted. He said, “I have a name and it’s Nyota.” I said, “That’s quite beautiful. What does it mean?” He said, “It means ‘star’.” I said, “You can have my permission!” So I have since said that her name is Nyota Upenda Uhura, which would mean a free-floating star: “star of freedom and peace”. I like that.” — NICHELLE NICHOLS
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
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In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.
for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.
This is legitimately brilliant. Bug burndown reports (the rate at which your software team can close bugs) is a major metric for most software houses.
It takes an extra step in our part, but this is part of what makes it effective. It's not one click, one reblog activism and it hits them where they care: their damn KPIs.
Man, I agree and I don't care if it's cringe to say so. My mom has been saying that she remembers the bicentennial when she was a kid, and people were hyped up. She said sidewalks and poles were painted with the colors of the flag. Now? You only see mentions of the 250th anniversary in advertisements trying to cash in on it, really. But among people, nobody’s heart is in it. It could've been great. This person is right and this was part of what was so gutting about 2024; it was the best of American ideals vs the worst of American society...and the worst won. It's still hard to sit with.
It’s just fucking infuriating that we’ve had to deal with this pig ruining everything he touches for 10 years straight because, for various reasons, people refused to take the world’s biggest walking red flag seriously. I know nihilists will say "well this is Good, you see, cuz people shouldn't celebrate America ever cuz America Bad" but here in reality, we're allowed to be angry because it never had to be this way. It was always so avoidable. There are so many people I will never forgive.
Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.
You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out
imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
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When leftists talk about putting Zionists in internment camps and castrate them (for being pedophiles), I think we're playing the same word substitution game as the far-right. It doesn't matter if they don't identify as Nazis, because the essence is the same. It doesn't matter if they don't think Zionists equate to Jews, because the essence is the same. It doesn't matter if the castration is, on paper, an anti-pedophile effort, because the essence is the same as Nazis castrating imprisoned Polish men to make better slaves. Exact wording gets in the way of meaning. We're about to King Lear ourselves into a second Holocaust.
So far, in response to this post, one self-identified leftist has strongly reaffirmed the message that Zionists should be interred in camps (and implies that I would be one of them), two have used exact definition quibbling to argue that no leftists support it (only liberals), one was bewildered by my suggestion that leftists are saying this anywhere, and two have said "fuck you" without an actual argument or condemnation of the original suggestion that Zionists be put in camps because any support of Zionists even at the level of human rights equates in their mind to saying Israel should genocide Palestine and are ultimately in support of the idea that Zionists should be put in camps (and that I would be one of them). Meanwhile, dozens of Jews of varying political stripes agree with my post that this is Nazi behavior regardless of identification and is concerning.
one was bewildered by my suggestion that leftists are saying this anywhere
Hi, that was me. You do realize not everyone is keyed into the exact same new outlets as you all the time, yes? You do also realize that misinformation on social media is rampant, yes? You can argue your point without demonizing people who demand evidence for extreme claims.
I've noticed you have done this seemingly every single time you want to talk about current events. If you're referencing something specific, link it in the post instead of vagueing about it. That is not an unreasonable thing to ask.
To make it explicit, this is about Maureen Galindo, a Texas congressional candidate running for the Democratic Party, saying she would repurpose an ICE detention center to imprison "American Zionists" and pedophiles and that she would castrate the pedophiles, who she would presume would be most of the Zionists, in reference to the antisemitic conspiracy theory that Jews run America and operate pedophile rings rather than Jeffery Epstein being an isolated example of a rich guy committing abuses who happened to be Jewish.
Maureen Galindo is running as a Democrat to represent Texas' 35th Congressional District. Controversy-tarred congressional candidate Maureen
Journalist Michael Karlis broke the story on Twitter with the blurb:
TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists."
"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.
The responses in the following thread were a mix of normal people across the political spectrum condemning Galindo, Nazis praising her, and antizionist leftists praising her and condemning Karlis for framing her comments in a negative light. Documentation of such follows.
Green Party congressional candidate Jason Call, with a Palestine flag in his username, commented "In other “don’t threaten me with a good time” news…"
Self-identified antifascist Dean M. posted an antizionist meme quoting Holocaust survivor Dr. Hajo Mayer saying "An anti-Semite used to be a person who disliked Jews. Now it is a person who Jews dislike." By implication, he means that calling Galindo antisemitic is an overreaction coming solely from corrupt Jews trying to silence her bold approach to combating Zionist influence.
Self-identified leftist (libertarian communist) Philadelphian Socialist Guy posted an energetic Chad meme implying complete support for Galindo.
Soon after the news broke about Maureen Galindo, further investigation revealed that she had been funded by Republican sources, presumably to elevate a fringe Democrat easier to defeat or who would make the party look bad. This does not erase the problem of people defending her, but it does add context. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a statement.
Quoting Karlis' tweet, Ocasio-Cortez unequivocally condemned Galindo and stated that she had been funded by Republicans, saying the following:
This is absolutely disgusting.
This bigoted garbage and antisemitism should be nowhere near our politics.
If you’re in TX-35, vote for @/johnnygarciatx.
And the donors behind the Republican super PAC funding her should be exposed.
This is the right response, condemning Galindo and making it clear that she does not represent the ideology of the Democratic Party. However, the responses to her show how many, many antizionist leftists think Galindo has a point and should not be condemned for her extreme views. There is a similar mix of normal people praising her for condemning Galindo, Nazis condemning her for condemning Galindo, and leftists condemning her for condemning Galindo with a disproportionate representation of the latter.
American Communist Party executive chairman Haz Al-Din calls her "really such a disgusting Zionist bitch." By implication, he fully supports Galindo. If AOC counts as a Zionist for denouncing her, then the implication is that she and anyone else who denounces Galindo should also be rounded up. Al-Din is an associate of Jackson Hinkle, a prominent antizionist leftist often characterized as Nazi-adjacent. Their politics are best described as complicated, sort of right-wing but also tankie.
Self-identified socialist Nick Cruse says, "AOC [is] getting offended on behalf of Zionists because she is one", implying similarly.
Israel Exposed, an antizionist leftist account dedicated to collecting evidence of Israeli war crimes, suggests that Israeli agents are making her condemn Galindo: "AOC has always been under the Israeli lobby, which is why she is trying to conflate Zionism with Judeism. Textbook Israeli tactic"
Numerous other commenters make the same point that by conflating Zionists with Jews, AOC is being antisemitic and imply that because only Zionists would be rounded up, it is a good idea. This is a bit of rhetorical sleight of hand because 90% of Jews identify as Zionists (under the original definition of wanting settlements in their ancestral homeland, no further politics necessarily implied), so most Jews in America would be rounded up and sent to camps. If merely objecting to the idea makes one a Zionist, as is generally implied, then all Jews and their allies will be sent to camps. Regardless of the Jewish part, there should be an underlying principle that we don't send people to camps for having bad politics that is not being applied here.
Various commenters object to AOC endorsing Johnny Garcia, who was the main opposition to Galindo. He has since won and blocked Galindo from rising to power until the runoff election, but it was uncertain at the time. He has been broadly considered "pro-Israel" as a moderate Democrat coalition-builder type, at one point saying Israel is the U.S.'s best ally in the middle east and he would not support an arms embargo. Regardless of if he seems like the best candidate in a perfect world, AOC endorsing him over the "put Zionists in camps" candidate is a no-brainer to people who don't want Nazis in power. As far as I can tell, he hasn't commented one way or the other as to whether he thinks Israel is or was committing genocide. Commenters offended by AOC endorsing a pro-Israel candidate attacked her for such, implying that Galindo would be preferable and projecting what they think his views on genocide are to make him seem worse than he is.
Extremely popular leftist account Zei Squirrel posted a condemnation of AOC supporting Zionist politics through endorsement of Garcia with the barest acknowledgement that Galindo might also be bad:
let's say the other person in this primary is all you and the rest of the liberal media and political class say she is, why the fuck are you endorsing an open and proud genocidal Zionist, someone who is funded by the lobby for the regime you pretend to believe is committing genocide? Oh right, it's because you don't actually believe that. It's a fraud. It's a lie that you pretend to believe because you know your own base would get too mad at you if you openly say you're a liberal Zionist puppet of the J-Street Matt Duss Israel lobby.
She (I'm assuming because of the female squirrel avatar) also posted a conspiracy theory video collecting supposed evidence AOC is secretly a Zionist, containing items such as headlines about her meeting with Jewish leaders. No real condemnation of the internment camp thing. As you can see, she suggests Garcia is an "open and proud genocidal Zionist," which is an extrapolation of wanting to build coalitions with Zionists to actively promoting genocide as a Zionist. By implication, anyone who wants to work with Zionists to coexist would reasonably be put in camps, which she does not condemn.
Meanwhile, user futurebrain, who identifies with "Dark Marxism-Leninism," offers a similar condemnation of AOC endorsing Garcia but claims that he denies genocide, a significant contradiction of Zei Squirrel's assertion that he proudly supports genocide but because both are leftist condemnations of AOC supporting Garcia for supposedly being a Zionist, this creates the illusion of consensus where they appear to be in agreement while actually saying two different things. futurebrain also neglects to condemn Galindo, implying that Zionists should be sent to camps and that AOC and Garcia should be among them.
Multiple commenters suggest that by AOC condemning Galindo wanting to put pedophiles in camps, AOC is morally equivalent to a Jeffery Epstein type and imply a Zionist pedophile conspiracy like that alleged by Galindo. That is QAnon bullshit and, yes, antisemitic, stemming from blood libel and various other antisemitic conspiracy theories. Also, Project 2025 states that transgender people should be genocided by labeling them as people who sexually abuse children, sending them to prison, making it legal to execute prisoners who are there solely for sexually abusing children, and then following through and executing them. Agreeing with Galindo that pedophiles should be sent to internment camps and castrated just because you don't like pedophiles opens the door for trans people, queer people in general, and any political opponent to receive the same fate. The Nazis did as much themselves.
User Tiberius, who has a Free Palestine graffiti thread pinned and says he stands "In pursuit of the liberation of all people," condemns AOC for denouncing Galindo specifically because Galindo supports "stamping out genocidal sentiment" and suggests AOC is morally repugnant for defending pedophiles. He comes out in firm support for putting Zionists in internment camps (and possibly killing them?), ironically characterizing what amounts to genocidal actions against American Jews as a moral obligation to eliminate "genocidal sentiment":
Defending genocidal Zionists again and *checks notes* pedophiles, huh? Interesting hill to keep dying on.
Why are you more outraged over the notion of stamping out genocidal sentiment than you are of that genocidal sentiment existing in the first place?
Garbage politician.
User Purity test enforcer, with a Palestine flag in their username, denounces AOC for making a statement against what they characterize as a joke instead of the San Diego mosque shooting: "Not a word about the Mosque shooting, but god forbid anyone make a joke about putting genociders in internment camps."
These are not mutually exclusive problems, but the user characterizes them as representing opposing sides, where saying Zionists should not be put in internment camps is Islamophobic if not followed up with some kind of statement that Muslims shouldn't be attacked either. Galindo has not claimed to have been joking and has doubled down that she intends to put Zionists in the camps, merely emphasizing that she doesn't mean all Jews, only Zionists. Dismissing it as merely an edgy joke is a MAGA style move to avoid accountability for horrific statements. Also, they imply that even though it is just a joke, it is morally just to joke about it, like it would be a good idea if anyone were serious.
Christian influencer Ana Escobar, who has "Free Palestine" in her profile, makes a similar suggestion that denouncing someone who wants to put Zionists in internment camps is mutually exclusive with supporting activists demonstrating against Israel, asking "Why don't you denounce this instead" and posting a screenshot of Itamar Ben-Gvir cruelly mocking the detained and humiliated crew of the Gaza flotilla. She frames it as either an Israeli abuse of power gets denounced or the idea of putting Zionists in camps gets denounced and, as the Israeli abuse of power is more significant, it is actively harmful to denounce the idea of putting Zionists in camps. Perhaps, even, that it would be a good thing to put Zionists in camps, conflating American Zionists with an Israeli politician halfway around the world.
User jaybeware, who co-hosts leftist podcast Millennials Are Killing Capitalism, rather overtly indicates that he thinks this camp would be a good thing and that AOC would and should be interred there, "You're just (understandably) afraid you'd end up in the camp for your role in facilitating the Zionist's genocide"
It just goes on and on, and that's just in direct response to AOC's tweet. Many leftists have quote-tweeted her to provide similar commentary. A few examples:
Popular German-Palestinian-American filmmaker and feminist Lexi Alexander sneers at people who like AOC, saying, "your queen is offended on behalf of zionists and pedophiles"
Popular leftist user Nathaniel (AllEyezonMon) counters AOC's condemnation of Galindo by emphasizing that "she said zionists", implying that it's a moral obligation to put Zionists (90% of American Jews) in camps.
Popular left antizionist user Johnny Graz complains about AOC not addressing Islamophobia instead, treating it as mutually exclusive, and uses the loosely antisemitic term "Epstein class," alluding to the Jewish pedophile conspiracy theory:
Politicians say far worse every day about Muslims - a religion, not an ideology like Zionism - and AOC stays silent.
She's always been stealth Epstein class.
As far as I know, no one besides Donald Trump has advocated for putting Muslims in camps, and he was heavily criticized for it by mainstream Democrats. Ted Cruz once said police should patrol in Muslim neighborhoods and was also criticized for it. Also, Galindo didn't say that the ideology of Zionism should be sent to an internment camp, she said American Zionists, the people that make up the majority of American Jews.
Each of these quote tweets comes with comments in response from leftists repeating their support of the idea that Galindo is in the right and AOC is wrong. Going through them thread by thread would be a hassle, but you get the gist.
What is reiterated over and over is that it's perfectly reasonable to put Zionists in camps, that AOC is obfuscating that only Zionists will be put in camps, so it's okay. That AOC is actually pro-camps and is lying to get Jewish funding for a future presidential campaign. Or, conversely, that AOC has no agency to act against a Jewish conspiracy secretly calling the shots. Very often, the point is made that it's a good idea to send Zionists to camps and that AOC should be sent there for supporting Zionism. This is the Nazi behavior I was referencing in my initial post.
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
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You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH
I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine
but with a spicy taste.
MALUS
Art thou to claim
that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH
A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS
‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH
My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS
How many moons have we as friends seen rise?
How many suns have we as friends seen set?
Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held,
and hope that I in thine hast been the same.
With brotherhood as rich and old as this,
thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH
I know thou likely has, to tell the truth,
but I would not assume.
MALUS
Well, yes, I have.
A multitude of types I’ve eaten too.
I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange)
is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH
And it has spice?
MALUS
I truly wish that I could tell thee this,
but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell,
the difference in classifying thus:
to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
AERUH
To tell this tale most clearly it would seem
that eating needles from a pine’s required.
MALUS
Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand,
but caution tells that this is what’s to do:
eat only needles of the honest pine,
and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH
I’ll eat them all.
MALUS
I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH
Roulette with leaves.
MALUS
At least restrain from yew.
AERUH
I’ll do my best.
MALUS
That is all can we do.
The scholars tell that needles true of pine
can be distinguished from the lying yew
by sheathlike clothing all along the base;
the yew has no such guard.
AERUH
With this new truth
I now will venture out into the wood
and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike
to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS
With this thou canst at long and weary last
Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Exeunt.
Enter MACDUFF.
MACDUFF.
Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
Earlier this week I mentioned putting pickle juice in my water to replenish electrolytes. I work outside in a very hot and humid area, so it was very necessary.
Since then, a LOT of people have chimed in with their favorite hot weather drinks. I want to try... all of them. I've only had a few. Many of them are similar, but I still think its cool how many variations there are for 'its fucking hot out here and I don't want to die.'
So here is the incomplete list.
ORS (oral rehydration solution) (link has several recipes)
Shrub (sharaab)
Agua de pepino
Switchel
Posca
Ayran
Straight up drinking pickle juice (small doses)
Agua fresca
Sekanjabin
Pickle lemonade
Lebanese lemonade
Salted watermelon
Jamaica/hibiscus tea
Lebu pani
Ayuvedic gatorade
Soda chanh muôi
Suero
Aam paan
Sharbat
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These ones were given to me without names, and were just lists of ingredients, to taste:
- water and umezu
- diluted apple juice with lemon and salt
-watermelon, lime juice, mint
- sparkling water, mint leaves, lemon or lime juice, cucumber
-coconut water, lime juice, salt
-salt, lemon juice, water
-orange juice, salt, sugar, water, lime or lemon juice