ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD™️

Me flavored water

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

FLOOFLE TAIL

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

This is really how it feels with your cat in your bed

That’s exactly how it feels RIGHT NOW

Every night lmao