Bunnie

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

You never peeled a furby?

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

No more sodas. Drink only water and cum. Stay healthy. ✨

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

is tommy an ole timey wild west prospector?