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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

Official Post of Massachusetts

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

I’ll never be ok with AI summaries on search engines etc because at the core of me I don’t even want my own computer to know what I’m using it for. my searchbar shouldn’t know what I’m typing into it. close your fucking eyes bitch I’m shy

“You were chosen for the Kingsguard to piss off your daddy. I was chosen for the Rainbow Guard after kicking the ass of 115 men.” -Brienne of Tarth, probably.

pussy understander so they call me cliterate