woe.

indeed.com/jobs/shambling-corpse

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

look at this face. does it look like i get told no?

📞 Woman With Evil Boobs is calling

My helpless male secretary that I scald with hot coffee & blow smoke into his face whenever he is working.

George Roux (French, 1853-1929), Spirit, 1885. Oil on canvas, 108 x 79 cm.