Beep boop. Pew Pew.

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

big scary creature with a little pink bow on her head is the only type of character design that matters

White boy Wednesday

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that's just the curse which is fine

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid