Call me Guido

yea i’m studying for my master’s degree in elf sex

Jannik è veramente l'italiano più grande di sempre

tumblr needs to retire the phrase "unimaginable horror" you bitches are not that smart all of the horrors you are trying to allude to are quite imaginable

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

This is going to sound so stupid but as someone from a subtropical area, I struggle to fathom the climate of Britain. I’ve been doing a lot of research on the climate of southern Wales. What do you mean the temperature is usually between 34°f and 66°f? The record low is only -9.9°f and the record high is 98°f? I’m from a place where it is usually between 30° f and 90°f, the record low is -34°f and the record high is 110°f. My brain cannot comprehend the idea of a place that isn’t freezing in the winter and sweltering in the summer. No life threatening temperature seesaw? No tornadoes? No hail?

It just rains, mists and drizzles? Theres a little snow sometimes?

“What’s the weather like there?” “None, really.”

The Gulf Stream is the only thing making the UK liveable and once it's gone we're fucked

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

we desperately need sex 2

It's called Tetris and it already exists

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!