Call me Guido

yea i’m studying for my master’s degree in elf sex

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Pjack is "back" they stuffed his corpse with dinner slop and put him in a display case

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

90% of what got called 'queerbaiting' in the 2010s was literally just gay jokes. forget losing at chess to a dog... getting 'queerbaited' by bbc sherlock is like if the dog was barking at you and you were interpreting it as chess notation delivered through morse code

you used to call me on my uncle phone

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous