close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk

the pope in my country gave a speech equating abortion, euthanasia and abuse of migrants as the debate in parliament goes on to enshrine abortion in the constitution. and I have to watch anglophones on social media keep talking about that fucking encyclical because they can't look beyond their own bellybutton and pet issue

the only world in which the pope's take on ai is important enough to influence ai policy towards decreasing its development/use is a world in which the catholic church can impose all of its other policies. I hope ai writes all fiction and creates all art and puts all you useless copyright bootlickers to work doing maintenance on the data centers. go fuck yourselves

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

reincarnation is hidden from us as an anti-griefing measure