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General nsfw warning some of this is nasty

- controversy over fundy playing a trans character, but barely anyone batting an eye when he gave his character a canon deadname because the audience had changed and people cared less

- manatree getting doxxed the day after his first stream, snowballing into him being (possibly) outed as an abuser

- "i love you guys" tweets (they were not as quickly effective as an outsider thought, they needed a week or so)

- velvet pissing himself live on stream and showing the stream his piss in a jug

- tommy blatantly trying to rebrand to appeal to a male teen audience by doing a collab with logan paul but just getting shit from his audience

- people trying to make a new fandom excluding Techno from sbi after the insensitive tweets techno made when he was a teen got dug up

- I followed a SINGLE gnf fan and every other tweet on my tl was hypersexual posts/art about the dream team (this person was in full-time employment and in their mid-20s, in an entirety different time zone)

- dream team with tits trans fetish art

- positivity break! Techno's storytime about why he loves lesbians! Very funny guy who solved homophobia

- Jack Manifold polling his audience and discovering it was around 90% lesbians (this was before he was considered a "big" streamer so likely no longer true)

- pisskink69 getting banned from twitch (he was the single gnf fan I followed on twt)

- a conservative politician's children liked dream and his fans tried to cancel them to "keep the space safe" (oldest was 14 iirc)

- popular fanartist using their dnf fanart to get into college

- oh right Heatwaves happened. Literally the tomtord pork soda of dsmp but bigger and... better..? worse? worse.

-lil nas x and ksi being invited onto the dmsp

- dream using chris-chan logic in his racist rant about native-americans

- Ranboo coming out as gay using clips of him thirsting over Leon Kennedy

- wilbur being so evil billzo came back

- "asleep and transphobic"

- dsmp tiktok planning on mass reporting Addison Rae due to the fandoms beefing

- people theorising that Tubbo and Ranboo fell out over Tubbo being a Tory

- dream directing a sex joke at Tubbo's little sister

- bts stans having beef with jack manifold for eating a custard cream biscuit

- jack manifold posting his dick on bereal

- footballtwt (i dont remember what caused the joke but people started role playing as football fans if they acted like stan accounts) ending in people being racist

- DID YOU GET A WHOPPER?

- wheatskins editing a picture of Jack Manifold to look slightly older and Jack Manifold scrambling to defend himself

- tommy and tubbo got married i think? Like legally??

- a sapnap fan posting about using a teddy bear as a sex toy and describing it as feeling "very pog"

- proshippers giving themselves a cute name (poppytwt) to disguise the weird shit they were doing

- ranboo microwave

- jack manifold spending the last 20 minutes of his stream smiling into the camera and clicking his tongue and only stopped after his mods demanded pay if the stream continued

- nikki reading passerine on stream

- not crazy or funny but rockettwt :) i love them :))

- nikki just being smart and awesome and funny in general but being completely overlooked by the fandom as the sweet cute girl who wilbur is friends with

- philza speaking against voting and boycotting

- neph (an artist who made giant paintings) possibly getting muted by tommy for trying to get him to look at a painting he did

- sapnap's switch to kick effectively killing his career

- people making threads psychoanalysing georgenotfound to prove he is/is not a misogynist

- dream/fundy wedding never getting a conclusion

- whatever the hugs4tommyyy/ctvbbo twt bait account friend group were doing

- people misinterpreting Tommy as being a lesbian chaser after saying he "gets lesbians" in reference to his attraction to women

- quackity fans comparing his character to a well known cartel member simply because he is Mexican and doing crime

- technoblade collaborating with 3 different pedophiles 3 weeks in a row before they got exposed

- tubbo revealing he has a boyfriend as a joke

- twitter trend description misgendering Snifferish

- twitchcon misgendering Aimsey

- tommy making a tumblr and then never using it

Thanks for reading i don't wanna write anymore, have a possibly edited image of Jack <3

Elizabeth thinks that Mr. Darcy is only looking at her to find fault. I’ve read many fics that use other characters to point out how illogical this would be, eg. “When you find someone distasteful etc. do you keep looking at them or do you ignore them and avoid them?” Pointing out that he probably looks at her because he likes her. We see Charlotte do this is canon.

However the only man that Elizabeth has spent a lot of time with is her father, and his favorite pastime is watching people with the intent to ridicule, mostly privately.

Elizabeth didn’t go to a school where she could interact with boys and learn how they think, she had contact at church and probably as a child with boys in the neighborhood. Because of the social structure of the time she would have spent most of her life at home with her family, all girls, up until her late teens when she would have been ‘out’ in society.

Presuming that she came out in society around 17 she has only had about 3 years to interact with men and only in constrained social situations where topics of discussion were unvaried and basically prearranged. Giving her no opportunity to know men any deeper than superficially.

So I looked it up. He was born in 1960 so I looked for what he was acting in around then. In 1989 he was in Valmont looking like this:

Wow, I thought. He was kind of baby faced only 7 years or so before P&P!

I wonder, I thought, what this version of Darcy would have looked like when he inherited Pemberley at 23?

And suddenly I completely understood his resting bitch face and unwelcoming manners.

Like. Can you imagine? Your new landlord comes by and he’s this infant. Your boss gives you orders while looking like his voice is about to break. Like. He’s telling you to do something and internally you’re like “sir, you are a fetus.”

In. her. first. year.

By the time we're done, we must be leaving this school so incredibly overpowered.

And with this game set in the 1890s, chances are our character is still alive during Grindlewalds bullshit as well as Voldy's rise.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

So at the very beginning of the play there was a scene where Macbeth and Lady Macbeth are at a funeral as the primary mourners. A stretcher is carried on with a covered body. The body was notably very small. They laid flowers on it and Macbeth immediately left for battle.

Now *I* studied Shakespeare in college so I immediately knew there is one single line that implies that the Macbeths lost a child at some point. Most of the time this isn't utilized in productions; it's just a throwaway line, intended to paint just how determined Lady M is for this regicide thing to work and how furious she is that her husband has cold feet. In this production she delivers "I have given suck, and know how tender tis to love the babe that milks me" nearly in tears. She takes a moment to steel herself before saying, "I would while it was smiling in my face, have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums and dashed the brains pit, had I so sworn" and she very nearly SCREAMED this in Macbeth's face.

Also noted was how the Macbeths looked at Macduff's children. Lady M was clutching her heart, nearly breaking watching them embrace their parents. Macbeth could not even look at them.

At the end of Lady Macbeth's plot, when she is sleepwalking and sleeptalking, she is typically portrayed as speaking to no one or to her husband. However, at a certain point of her monologue she got on her knees, raised her voice to a comforting octave, and began miming tear wiping, hand holding, hair and face stroking, around a child-sized figure. "Wash your hands, put on your nightgown, look not so pale. I tell you yet again, Banquo’s buried; he cannot come out on’s grave." Then she stands and appears to take the child's hand. "Go to bed, go to bed. I can hear knocking at the gate-" then she looks down and realizes that no one is there, followed be the most heartbreaking shriek I've ever heard followed by a full minute of her just weeping while curled up on the floor before she stood up, finished her monologue and left the stage.

Most of the time when the loss of a child is utilized in a performance or adaptation, it is assumed that the child was an infant and lost some time ago. To imply that the child died IMMEDIATELY prior to the events of the play and had been cared for and loved by their parents for a few years adds such a fascinating layer to the desperation to ascend to the throne, Lady M's madness, and Macbeth's initial hesitation into "in for a penny, in for a pound" attitude, Macbeth's fury that Banquo's, not his, children will take the throne, and even Macbeth's eventual demise following a frenzied final battle.

How far will grief push you to fill a hole? How far will grief push you to desperation? And what happens when none of your new pursuits are filling the void left by the one you lost? And what happens when you realize you have nothing left to lose?

“I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.” As You Like It, Act III Scene V

“Villain, I have done thy mother.” Titus Adronicus, Act IV Scene II (Willy S popularised the ‘your mom’ joke with this line)

“What an ass.” Hamlet, Act II Scene II

“Out of my sight! Thou dost affect mine eyes.” Richard III, Act I Scene II

“She speaks, yet she says nothing.” Romeo and Juliet, Act II Scene II (I’m sure everyone knows someone who is living proof of this line)

“I do desire that we may be better strangers.” As You Like It, Act III Scene II (Orlando says this to his brother Jaques, something all of us with siblings can relate to)

“He has not so much brain as earwax.” Troilus and Cressida, Act V Scene I

“Drop into the rotten mouth of death.” Richard III, Act IV Scene IV (Queen Margaret is speaking about King Richard indirectly but this still could be used as an insult)

Amity Park has a local superhero.

He's great. He works hard to protect his town. That said, Amity's local hero is a teenager. The people he relies on to help and support him are teenagers. The town's superhero defense is a handful of kids figuring things out on their own.

They do good, but sometimes the people of Amity have to be prepared to lend a hand or hold their own for a bit. That's just how life is under these conditions. Communities come together and support each other. It's fine. People adapt. Life goes on. They're really doing quite well.

A class from Amity Park visits a museum in Gotham on a field trip. They get caught in an unfortunately timed Scarecrow attack.

Scarecrow should have known better than to activate the fight or flight responses of a group of Amity Parkers.

The gas canister drops and discharges. The field trip group explodes into action.

A pair of Football players quickly overturns a table and use it as a shield as they charge the goons with the most firepower. Cheerleaders toss each other into the air for aerial attacks. Nerds turn objects from a nearby Janitor closet into a surprisingly effective trebuchet with astounding speed. One girl utilizes impressive martial arts skills.

A boy with Black hair and blue eyes flits about the battlefield pilfering and disassembling weapons with a shocking degree of efficiency as a Goth girl follows him around and bludgeon anyone who attempts to make a grab for him with a stand that had been holding up a rope barrier, and a boy in a beret lays down cover fire by launching pencils out of a makeshift bow formed from a binder and rubber bands with a startling degree of accuracy.

The teacher flits around pulling kids out of the path of attacks they hadn't seen, stowing any injured behind cover, and giving foes solid thwack on the noggin when the opportunity arises. He actually ends up knocking out Scarecrow himself.

The statement "We're not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with us," is repeated several times by different people.

When the Bats or police arrive, they have to carefully pull the feildtrip group off of the unfortunate rogues.

It takes a while to get the antidotes administered, but they do eventually manage. The class remains in defensive formation the whole time.

When the kids finally calm down enough to give statements, they mostly just say that Scarecrow gets what he gets for deliberately activating Amity Parkers' fight or flight responses. After the antidotes take effect, the class seems unfazed and goes about their business as soon as the authorities allow.

Some other visitors to the museum upload videos of the event online with titles like "the one class that was prepared for a field trip to Gotham" and "What kind of place is Amity Park, and why haven't I heard of it before?"

It doesn't take long for people to edit the videos to set the fight to music. Popular song choices include Ballroom Blitz, Bring 'em Out by Hawk Nelson, and the "we like to party" song from the six flags commercial.