Unhinged Soapbox

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

ain’t NO way the game changer producers made an episode that’s just “who the fuck closed last night”

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

every time siobhan thompson is on game changer, she is being put through psychological torture. having to escape a saw trap, being put through a sisyphean nightmare, and having to do menial tasks with grant o’brien

it’s so fucking annoying how like all the popular overplayed songs are just honestly not that good like there’s so much more deserving and better music out there than the top 40 bullshit (cool music mutual with good taste leaves the room) if wonderwall was a firetruck it would be the biggest one in the world

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral