Why Grey Rock when you could be Microplastics

Squids are like if an animal was a squid

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

the internet is so awesome because it connects me to other autistic girls who have also spent a decade being really mad about people who cry and scream over Pluto not being classified as a planet anymore.

why did you decide dwarf planet meant less. you're the one who doesn't care about them. I hate you.

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

its september time to build a new life

my nosy ass is reading the tags and wait.. its very touching to see everyone going thru their own unique reinventions in their own little lives.. heartwarming even. im rooting for all of u

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday