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Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

herpsandbirds

Black-necked Stork (Ephippiorhynchus asiaticus), female, family Ciconiidae, order Ciconiiformes, India

photograph by Suman Basak‎

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

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tlirsgender

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

tlirsgender

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate

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rat basketball

nonlynear

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

kaijuerotica

..........and is there a mr communication?

homunculus-argument

One interesting element of being a part of a conversation consisting of multiple ADHD people is the backtracking. At some point you realise you're all talking about granny oil wrestling or trying to remember what lobster blood is made of, and you all just go "wait, how the fuck did we get here?" and then you all start retracing your steps to figure out what you had been talking about before, and how it led to this one, until you get back to how you jumped from normal conversations to how one would logistically arrange an ostrich brothel.

pomegranate-vinegarete

I loved these things as a kid Ough

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pomegranate-vinegarete

I,,, I really like danganrompa even though it suckkksss

Bakura is going to make him commit a murder and then we’ll have another alternate personality plot in a trial 💔 goddd

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I might also have to draw him with rantaro I think that’d be so cuteee hehe

smokingrozanov

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

runawaymarbles

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

nintendometro

Poke-Balloons ‘Pokemon Dash’ Nintendo DS

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*Screenshot from: Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special*

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koiagain

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

owochimuwu

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

owochimuwu

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

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