dice. nice.

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

They also have a way of targeting POC as well as those who are in a family that isn’t doing well financially. Be wary of any and all recruiters.

Read this thread if you wanna know what the military does to people

Amnesty is good shit!!

"she's cis she's just pretending to be a boy' ok oliver truscum just bc thats the same thing your parents say about you doesn't mean you get to repeat it about other trans people

telling other transmascs that they're not really boys won't make your parents stop misgendering you. just because you want your parents to see you're not faking 'like those other transtrenders' doesn't mean they'll be like 'oh we were SO WRONG and we LOVE our son' because I've seen what parents say about their trans kids and here's a fun fact: to them all of us are the same. they don't care. crow who uses far/faer pronouns online isn't the reason that your parents are transphobic, they're transphobic because they suck, and if you think like this it's genuinely disgusting that you're blaming other trans people for the shitty behavior of cis people

ok but like when did self-sacrifice become synonymous with death? writers seem to have forgotten that people can make personal sacrifices for the greater good without giving their lives. plots about self-sacrifice and selflessness don’t always have to end in death. suffering doesn’t have to be mourning. you can create drama and emotional depth on your show without killing everyone. learn to explore the meaning of living rather than dying

Death. Is. NOT. The. Only. Way. To. Advance. The. Narrative.

underrated adventure zone moment: when taako gets asked his name on Rockport Limited and he’s just like “……….Justin”

Hey guys! I made like, a formulary/poll on transgender issues for a college homework, I need to reach to as many people as possible, so if you guys could help me answer it, I’ll be real thankful! it’s really short, won’t take more than a minute. 

The internet is unsafe for children

If you’re 15 or under and you’re making nsfw jokes on the regular, you need to step back and realize that is not normal, that is not a good example of productive internet usage

If you’re 16 and you have a “kink list” there is something wrong with how the internet has affected you. Take a step back and assess yourself

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“When’d you go soft? Huh? When’d you go soft? When we were growin’ up- we were growin’ up together, in the streets. Out there, in the streets of Goldcliff, You were never soft. You saw- you saw a dead bird, you- you’d step on it. You’d say, ‘I hate birds!’ You were- you had, no heart. Heartless Hank, we called you. Was it Hank? Remind me what your real name is, ‘cause I  can only remember the great nicknames I’ve given you over the months.”

Don’t think! SMACK!

“Between this fan and this fancy sunbrella, I’m one seventeen inch waist away from Scarlett O'Hara”

“Wait, do you guys wanna leave? If you guys wanna leave, we can just leave. Do you wanna leave the cell? ‘Cause we can just— do you guys just wanna leave? I thought we were playing it cool. Like, we can just leave.” 

“No im a flesh boy”