14.12 rob radio

in a psychosexual toxic erotic relationship with the paper cutter

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

can we not do this right now its pride month

ohhh okay

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny