🐀

At this point I don’t even know what they’re fighting about, who had the face first?

The moment when you exist for like five seconds and the first thing you think is, “I gotta go talk to that gay bitch over there!”

*”I believe that I’m right most of the time”*

You are!!!!!!

Look at him looking at his wife! Slut

*”Actually being a witch is exactly my thing!”*

Now take a moment to imagine, you’re a bit down and because of that the weird god thing you’re friends with brings your husband to cheer you up

Never fucking mind he’s breakdancing again

*Saguru is telling Kaito that he’s cooler than Sherlock Holmes*

*”Do you think you could imitate Kaito Kid, Kaito?”Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)*

Okay why is mii Aoko figuring this out before the real one

*They’re talking about that they find each other more attractive than Saguru*

I sure hope so

Does Ran know he had a crush on him before they started dating???

Me when I’m insecure that my wife may like the communist manifesto better than me

*Saguru is running after Kaito*

Awww they’re just like in Canon

Typical Haibara silly silly

Okay Shinichi is actually suggesting she should kill herself

*”A gun would probably cheer you up”*

*They are saying that Saguru is always just talking about unimportant stuff*

Is this their idea of a date!?!? Just hating on one of your friends?

I’m sorry for everyone that was wondering, Heiji is in fact a performative male(◞‸◟)

*”I couldn’t sleep last night because I was thinking about feminism”*

*”Being in love with Shinichi is totally my thing!”*

Do you ever make friends based on the fact that he’s in love with your boyfriend too, so you have so much in common?

God, Saguru and Conan have a different ideas of their relationship

*Unhappy →*

*Irreplaceable←*

*They’re talking about what a chess piece has to do with Kaito Kid*

Dude you’re married

Of course Saguru and Sonoko are at the Kid fan club

*They’re Sad that people like Saguru don’t exist anymore*

What

You live with him

He’s…

he’s not dead… right…

Did he die and got replaced before I noticed like a fucking goldfish

Also some not dcmk stuff

I knew Mimiko and Nanako were great!

*In this talk about hakukai they seem not to tolerate any negative opinions*

Oh Satosugu…♡

*”Please stop talking”*

I actually love Illumi

Of course this bitch gets jealous if his son talks to his crush

Oh typical Megumi

*“With this treasure I summon… I always wanted to say that!”*

When all You Wanna do after moving in is adopting kids but your bf just wants to kiss(u_u)

There are so many shots of them just staring at each other now! We can see that you want to kiss but come on

The fact they got so lost in each other’s eyes they completely forgot about the murder😭

This was just beautiful…

No guys he was like totally focused on the murder or whatever

They adopted Conan btw

No reason to be so gay

I did do a fully drawn face for this with a little animation

So you have to see it too