~*~Shiny Skunk~*~

how does tumblr feel about that john waters don't-fuck-people-that-don't-have-books quote nowadays. i remember a lot of people being very upset by it back in the day.

Not to get too tmi about my sex life but I have been training my hole and AnthroCon is not going to be ready for my power

i must have eaten like six pints of blueberries this week

was talking to someone in the audience at the Hemlocke Springs show and Lady Gaga came up and I was like "oh yeah Bad Romance came out when I was in college" and she said "oh I was 5 when that came out" and now i'm writing to you from beyond the grave

do people that put DNI lists in their profile understand that they're basically saying "hey here's how to fuck with me."

if you are posting nudes in your bedroom, i am zooming in on your bookshelves. i'm looking at your plants. i'm checkin out those shelves. like yes nice hole but also i want to know what the artwork on your walls says about you.

I got The New Bottoming Book from my local library today. Flipped through it and saw someone wrote a personal ad for t4t sex in the park next door in the margins of the book. Happy Pride :3