playing dice with the universe

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

2026 is the year toby stephens wins an emmy for james flint, i can feel it in my bones

Grace and Rocky watching a movie that involves a character having a wound cauterized. Grace is honestly surprised Rocky hasnt said anything or asked a question about the whole thing, (Grace was looking forward to explaining how the process is actually used in modern medicine) But that's cause Rocky is no longer paying attention to the movie and is now trying reallll hard not to have fantasies of cauterizing one of Grace's wounds with his own hands.

if you write and publicly share a google doc about how a season of tv was bad on purpose for secret, genius reasons then you should get forced into a five year tumblr timeout. just imo!

You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you sound authoritative and put it in the form of a list.

two people having sex while a third person (not present) is in one way or another a major focus of the sex they are having is like crack to me and is the reason why in my yaoi shipping adventures i always want the two spokes of the love triangle to hook up

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell