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#iroh your brother is a crazy dictator but TEA is where you draw the line?

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Thereâs romantic tension, then thereâs...whatever these idiots have together
you who swallowed a falling star oâ heartless man ....
Howlâs Moving Castle (2004)
Color
Dick: Have I ever told you what my favorite color is?
Babs: Blue?
Dick: Nope. Green.
Babs: Makes sense. Your Robin costume had a lot of green in it.
Dick: Not that shade. I have a certain green in mind.
Babs: Oh? Enlighten me then.
Dick: My favorite color green is a shade I like to call âBarbara Gordon Green.â Itâs the exact shade of your eyes.
Babs: *blushing* FlattererâŚ
Dick: Whatâs your favorite color?
Babs: *mumbling* Blue.
Dick: *smirking* What was that?
Babs: *sighs* Blue. I like blue.
Dick: I see. Any particular shade of blue?
Babs: *blushing more* Your eyesâŚ
Dick: *smiling* I knew it.
i just want to thank dexter soy for creating this masterpiece

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For the challenge #14 with Tim? Also I love u I want u to know
Yeah yeah love u too
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Jason: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-
Jason: *placing a pot on Dick's head* A thot in a pot
Dick:
Dick: *getting up from his seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna find your body, you little fu-
Getting ready to say bye to 2018.
I feel like I didnât get to post as much, but I got to do so many new things like draw my first comic issue, do my first booth, get my first pin madeâŚlots of firsts! Goal for 2019: strike that sweet, sweet balance between work and personal art. And draw a little more of these three ;)
Man I donât get time to animate often but when I do itâs my KING
Hot take: bernard finds out that Timâs red robin but doesnât connect him to any other members of the batfam
Bernard: youâre red robin?
Tim: I know that this might be-
Bernard: *gasp* does Bruce know?!???
Bernard: donât get me wrong itâs super cool that both my gay awakenings are the same person, Iâm just not sure that your dad would be okay with you doing something so dangerous, especially considering how young you startedâŚ
Tim, staring at his idiot boyfriend with love: heâs cool with it
Bernard: idk man, he seems the protective type, same with your brothers, I mean, woah, that shovel talk I got was scary as hell
Tim, planning fratricide and patricide: your what
So this isn't just the brothers and Bruce but Alfred, Selina, Babs, Luke, Kate, Steph, Helena and Cass too cos I love a protective Batfamily
Bernard: *comes round to Wayne Manor to pick up Tim*
Alfred: *lets him in* Ah you must be Bernard. Master Timothy will be right with you *leads Bernard to the family lounge where the entire Batfamily is*
Tim: I'll be right down B, just gotta get my jacket *goes upstairs*
Bernard: *looks around at Alfred, Selina, Bruce, Kate, Barbara, Steph, Cassie, Dick, Jason, Duke, Luke and Damian*
Kate: Please Bernard sit down *gestures to chair*
Bernard: *nervously sweating and sits down*
Bruce: *Batglares* Let's all have a talk
Bernard: *nods and stutters* Y-yes s-sir
Dick: *leaning against Bruce's chair* So then
Jason: *sat in another chair reading a book* You and Timbo
Bernard: *sweating more and nods* Y-yeah?
Steph: Let's all make 1 thing perfectly clear
Duke: So that you can't say we didn't warn you
Damian: *drops from the ceiling to land on Bernard's chair* If you hurt Drake in any way
Helena: We will use the shovel Cassie is holding to knock you out, break every single bone and bury you alive in Wayne family morgue
Cass: *holding a massive shovel and smiling like a psycho* Hurt my little brother and you'll be sorry
Luke: *eating one of Alfred's cookies and still glaring at Bernard* And Babs there *points at Barbara in her wheelchair at her laptop*
Barbara: *gives Bernard a sinister smile* Will make sure no one finds out
Bernard: *breaking out in a terrified sweat* Y-yes sirs and ma'am. I understand
Alfred: *laying a hand on Bernard's shoulder* Splendid! Oh and one last thing child
Bernard: *looks up at him* Y-yes Mr Pennyworth?
Alfred: *gives a glare scarier then the batglare and says quietly* If you hurt my grandson, you better hope these people fulfil their words. Because if my grandchild comes to me in pain or tears there will be no-where on this planet you can hide from me
Bernard: *terrified nodding*
Selina: *smirks from behind Bruce's chair* By the way Bernard. This conversation never happened did it?
Bernard: Wh-what conversation?
Bruce: Good boy *tilts his head as Tim calls from the entrance hall* Go. And treat him right
Bernard: *runs out the room internally freaking out*

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My otp is actually anyone in the batfamily x therapy
I ship it đ
Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because thereâs really no written equivalent of âlens flareâ or âslow motion montage backed by Gregorian choirâ
You can get the same effect of a lens flare with close-detail descriptions, combined with breaks to new paragraphs.
Your slow-motion montage backed by a Gregorian choir can be done with a few technques that all involve repetition.
First is epizeuxis, the repeating of a word for emphasis.
Example:
Falling. Falling. Falling. There was nothing to keep Marie from plunging into the rolling river below. She could only hope for a miracle now, that she would come out alive somehow despite a twenty-foot drop into five-foot-deep water.
Then thereâs anaphora, where you write a number of phrases with the same words at the beginning.
There were still mages out there living in terror of shining steel armor emblazoned with the Sword of Mercy.
There were still mages out there being forced by desperation into the clutches of demons.
There were mages out there being threatened with Tranquility as punishment for their disobedience, and the threats were being made good upon.
Mages who had attempted to flee, but knew nothing of the outside world and were forced to return to their prison out of need for sustenance and shelter.
Mages who only desired to find the families they were torn from.
Mages who only wanted to see the sun.
This kind of repetition effectively slows the pace of your writing and puts the focus on that small scene. Thatâs where you get your slow pan. The same repetition also has a subtle musicality to it depending on the words you use. Thatâs where you get the same vibe as you might get from a Gregorian choir.
Damn I made relatable reblog- bait post and writer Tumblr went hard with it. This is legitimately very good advice.Â
For more neat tricks (aka figures of rhetoric) like epizeuxis and anaphora, read THE ELEMENTS OF ELOQUENCE by Mark Forsyth. Itâs both educational and delightful, not to mention overflowing with wry wit. Great book.Â
Holy shit.
These sound like techniques for making prose have more in common with poetry, or even with music. I just put the book on hold at the library!
As a âwatching the film in my head and then writing down what happensâ writer, I love this post!
Jason: Roy, are we dating?
Roy: you finally noticed?
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: how was I supposed to know?
Roy: we act like we're married!
Jason: right, but you've never kissed me?! how was I supposed to know this wasn't just how you are with all your friends?
Roy:
Roy, slowly moving towards Jason with a mischievous smile: you're right, I've been a very bad boyfriend
Jason, looking flustered: that's not what I meant!
oh it totally does, but you canât hear it because space is a vacuum and sound canât travel through a vacuum!Â
and thatâs a good thing,Â
because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a trainâs horn go off three feet from your face.Â
constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.
this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?
NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:
And they recorded the planets too:
so, the sun and the earth sound about how i wouldâve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isnât bad and is actually kinda nice but itâs very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album
oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres.Â
Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
UranusÂ
Neptune
Pluto
i can hear these photos and i donât like it
âOh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NOâ

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Wtf...are you serious đł
It's been 20 years??? I feel so old đŠđ
"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right đ