sad man eating cereal at 2am

Listen: what this means is that in honor of Tim Curry and Dolly Parton we have to be gaudier and kinder than ever before. That’s what the world needs most of all. Get out there and be yourself.

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he’s made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

god i hope gta 6 is ass. i hope it's the most abysmal dogshit development cost to quality ratio game ever made. i hope it's so bad it sinks rockstar and the rest of the triple A game industry with it. it'd be so funny and so deserved.

i hope it's like a hundred cyberpunk 2077 launch days all rolled up into one but i hope that unlike cyberpunk the game is still awful after the bugs are fixed. i hope all the executives splatter on the sidewalk before the bugs can be fixed. i hope they burn.

gta 6 turning a profit is one of the most immediate threats to the near future of videogames as a medium and I'm not kidding. it needs to be a historic flop.

Do something good for the world today..

But for real and not to be too dramatic but dolly was such a force and symbol for good and we can either be sad and joke about killing ourselves because the world is a darker place or we can can be inspired by her legacy and let her influence continue… its really sad that she isnt with us anymore but the best way to honor her is to do good in whatever way you can. No moping!!

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

i love buying groceries in 2026 its like gambling

i made this post about all the us food recall but honestly it can also be about not knowing whether something will cost $3 or $6 until you get there

rough week for miss piggy specifically

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close