Just Love in the Hard Times

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

Wenn deine Pizza an einer Stelle nicht warm geworden ist, hast du eine Kaltzone

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

a white billionaire capitalist doing something good for humanity? no. there has to be a catch right? there *has* to be? RIGHT???

Very funny that the govt is only giving tests to HOUSEHOLDS and not individuals therein

Separate apartments in one building count as separate addresses--look up exactly how your address is recorded by the usps. Some people have also worked around that by putting the apt number in the "street address" box instead of the secondary address line. Usps IS sending them to individual apartments, if yours was blocked you can send a service inquiry to emailus(dot)usps(dot)com/s/the-postal-store-inquiry

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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

Do you ever see one of the posts where you know it’s a joke so you don’t correct their logic but their logic is like completely flawed so something inside you really really wants to correct them

it's bc ur pretentious

Do you ever get that feeling of nervousness for no reason at all?  That’s me right now.  It’s the weekend, nothing is happening, I don’t have any tests on Monday, no papers are due.  Why the fuck do I feel nervous?

congrats you have anxiety

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

this is so funny to m

Goodbye bitches