vampire enjoyer

You're gonna be a good little hikeslut for mommy. You're going to drink filtered water and eat dehydrated food because that's what good girls do. You're going to let me know when you're getting a blister because you're such a good girl. We have three more hills before we can make camp, I'm so proud of you for not complaining too much. After we set up our tents, I'll drink your leftover food bits from your camping pot so you don't have to.

You guys like the pesh mode

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

kill the boyfriend inside your head

tiramisu

Yes, we will all be okay. We will get through this together.