hi.

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Dale Bartholomew Cooper is transgender, not only is he transgender but Dale Cooper was his birth name. He just added the ‘Bartholomew’. He came out in 1961 and both of his parents were radically accepting. They wanted him to have a happy midcentury boyhood but it was difficult to provide, not because of his gender identity but because he was severely asthmatic and stalked by a manifestation of all of the evil in the world. Being transgender causes him little to no consternation. He is stealth but Albert does his medical evaluation every quarter so that is no obstacle. He occasionally forgets he is transgender.

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it