I Don't Miss You

Yeah. And I've said this before too sksks

"Taekey subunit Taekey subunit" so you want the group to disband for real because the two of them had the nastiest catfight known to man in the studio over choreography.....?

"Minkey subunit minkey subunit-" minho is not doing all that I need you guys to be so fr right now

Just wasting each other's time. Like please...

And they're the one couple that everyone has accepted so there really was no reason for them to not get married.

no like, watching shinee content before Everybody:

Key - our lavender marriage will be so profitable and successful. We will Type A maxx to the limit. Our lab created children will become lawyers, doctors. engineers, environmental scientists, and models. In that order. He cooks and I keep our home immaculate. Our lovers live in the house too. A new family law is passed because of us. Thank you.

Minho - He's not number 1 because i'd have to deal with suju members in my house if we were married and there's a stipulation in our pre-nup that they're not allowed to be in there for more than 12 hours. Anyways. The way i would fuck him. I'm a ride he wouldn't survive. I would be his number 1 fan and my feet would never touch the ground. Our terminator children would take over the olympics 20 years from now. He is responsible to a fault. Our marriage would survive but we definitely have a rocky period after the kids leave the nest because instead of traveling he wants to bike 200 miles a day.

Jjong Jinki and Taemin are all rated last because:

Jonghyun and I are both Aries and I have famously never gotten along with Aries men, and it's because i'm the boss yeah? NOT you. We're both short and have complexes about it. He's depressed i'm depressed, whole house depressed. He's an insomniac, I love to sleep. He's loud I'm quiet. Our marriage would never last but we would be fond exes, sharing custody like we were destined to.

Fat pockets aside, just looking at Jinki's house pissed me off......we can't both be messy. That's just not sustainable. On top of that he doesn't cook and I hate to cook, so we're doomed. "But Minho can't cook-" Minho would let me play with his hole that's different. Jinki and I would have excellent finances and I would run that label like the navy, but ultimately it would be divorce because he'd annoy me with his jokes one last time and I'd crash the car and kill us both.