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the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

okay but sean kingston literally had a point

i see a beautiful woman and become inconsolably suicidal

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me