All Queer All the Time

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

I love with some onion articles, you can tell exactly what prompted the writer to make them

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[ID: a tiktok by ahmad_ma12 shows four guys standing in a line. In each of their mouths is the head of a rubber chicken. Each person has a rubber band around their calf. The second person in line snaps the rubber band and if the first person doesn't set off their rubber chicken they move to the back of the line. If they groan and the chicken goes off then they laugh and the person behind them snaps them again until they're able to take it quietly and the next person moves up. /end]

“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our contestants to go to the stage for the final task”