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sometimes i genuinely can’t believe brocedes is real like what do you MEAN they were each other’s best & only friend as children because they were so far ahead of everyone else. what do you mean one of them came from unimaginable wealth and privilege and the other grew up in public housing and faced classism and racism in probably the world’s biggest nepotism sport. and what do you mean they both make it to the top of the sport they’ve spent their entire lives trying to reach, and they fulfill all the dreams they had as children, and they’re doing it together. they reach the peak of their careers together, and both shine so brightly that they burn each other out. like what do you mean as soon as one of them beats the other after three years (and a lifetime) of trying to get the upper hand, he retires instantly from this sport that has been their entire lives because beating the other was all he ever wanted to get out of it? what do you mean one of them can’t even say the other’s name to this day? what do you mean they still live in the same building??? and that’s not even the full extent of their lore. it’s downright shakespearean and it’s worse because they’re REAL

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

I need to get to Seattle...

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach