Just A Silly Funny Goofy Lil Guy

got nothing classy to say. I wanna lick a girls boob sweat

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

reposting this list especially the porn.

Reblogging for every single item on this list, plus all of them collectively together.

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

i hear those sisters drink Folgers, if you know what i mean

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

this, too, is yuri

Yuricest, to be precise

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

The UK turned its entire countryside into a damn golf course and they're dumb enough to think that's a good thing ecologically.