Who I Want to Fuck Today

Here is Lisa because I had a dream where she came up. It was a weird dream and not worth getting into because weird doesn't always mean interesting. It's why she is here though. Today I want to fuck LISA.

I scrapped three different version of this post today because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do, if I wanted to tag someone or not and just how to really handle any of this. I have ultimately gone with this post of Riae because once upon a time someone asked me, "Why is the blue lady so hot". It was a random out of nowhere on Instagram and I immediately knew who she met and thought about it and said probably confidence. Anyway, I later made a post about that story and tagged her and this is the first year I haven't done a post about this person for pride. And I have decided it's better not to, I need to move on but I won't pretend it wasn't that memory that got me here today and I guess I feel like it's an important thing to remember as pride comes to an end. It isn't just about celebrating the people who have been good to us and are our friends and in our lives. It's also people who are not. Rights cannot be granted, only recognized. Because they are rights, they are intrinsic and self evident and so they can exist in two states, recognized or suppressed. And it's easy to celebrate our friends but rights are for everyone and we should remember that even queer people you think are shitty, it doesn't matter. They aren't earning their rights because rights don't have to be earned, they simply exist, so you have the choice or recognizing that or being a piece of shit. Anyway, Riae is indeed so hot and I guess she felt fitting to post. Today I want to fuck Riae.

Big thanks to @kat-with-eleven-lives for covering for me when I was gone. I appreciate it. As you can see, she's always thrilled to fantasize about me and women and I like to indulge her sometimes. I had a really good vacation and I am already regretting the whole thing where I have to go to work today because I am wiped from relaxing. I need a nap. Anyway, as thanks to Kat I am posting her favorite thing. Girl. More specifically a Hungarian girl who is pregnant named Barbara Palvin, which I hope Kat will like but I have never seen her express an opinion on before. I think Barbara Palvin is very pretty though so fingers crossed this is a good choice. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Last guest post from @kat-with-eleven-lives for this round! So, I had this dream where Amber Glenn was working as a bartender at a strip club that I own, and she was a total crowd-pleasing mixologist who kept the place popping. Quite a few famous girls are dancers at my club, including Chappell Roan, who performed a dance that really got Amber fired up. Oh, wait. It wasn't a dream! It was real! Well, real in my Sims world. Yes, I've gotten deep back into playing Sims, where I love to build beautiful houses and make celeb Sims to live in them. It's been years since I played and there are some new developments that I just needed to try, including the fact that you can own and manage a strip club, so I just had to see how that would go. And I can say so far it's going very well. Because Amber Glenn is such a talented bartender. Which tracks, because clearly she's just a very talented human. Today we want to fuck Amber Glenn.

I've been watching Margot's got money problems, in part because I'd seen gifs of Elle Fanning here on Tumblr and was most definitely compelled for all kinds of reasons. I'd also read that it was a wonderful counter-point to a different recent popular show that had an OnlyFans plot line that shall remain nameless. And ya, this show is so much better, and Elle is just incredible. The show is very very good. And not just because there are scenes where Elle is topless and has written "boobs" across her boobs (but those bits are also very good), but the story is so good and the performances are excellent. I didn't even know Nick Offerman was in it playing her dad and you know, you simply can't go wrong with Nick Offerman. Anyways, it's great and I'm super enjoying Elle's performance and also holy shit is she ever just SO beautiful omfg. Today we want to fuck Elle Fanning.

When WIWTFT handed over the keys to his blog for this little vacation he said to me, Kat, make sure your posts are appropriately summer themed because it's really important to me that my blog is appropriately seasonal. And so that's the only reason Meika Woollard is here. Is there anything more summery than tucking a dripping ice cream cone into your swimsuit? Maybe putting on your sexy biologist vest and getting ready for a big day of butterfly chasing? These are the reasons that Meika is here today and it has nothing at all to do with her staggering beauty. Ok, that's a lie. She's here for the staggering beauty. But, in my defense, posts from this blog with my username tagged in them are often full of lies, so I'm just being on-theme ;) Today we want to fuck Meika Woollard.

It's highly unlikely I'm gonna watch Supergirl because fundamentally I just don't like superhero things for the most part. I tried watching that last Superman movie and had high hopes and I couldn't even make it thru it, and I really like looking at Rachel Brosnahan so that's saying something. Some people seem really upset about the choice of Millie Alcock to play supergirl, which is weird because she's very white and blonde and usually the people who get upset about things like that are when girls aren't white and blonde. Apparently some of these people don't find her attractive? Those people are weird. I think she has a totally captiviating unique beauty. She's also a great actor, which I can say because I watched Sirens which I thought was very good and she was great in it. It's when I made that poster, which was on deck to be posted when my blog was nuked. Anyways, I'm sure she's super hot as supergirl too, and maybe I'll break down one day and watch it, but for now I'm gonna post her here on somebody else's blog who does happen to like superhero movies so he'll likley watch it and maybe that's good enough. Today we want to fuck Millie Alcock.

I'm feeling really good about this one. I def would have posted Lisa all on my own, so this is a little bit of payback because I have a solid hunch that WIWTFT would post Inde and I think maybe he will be a little annoyed that his inaugural post of her isn't posted by him. That's fun for me. The reason I think he would post her is because, well, for starters, she's remarkably beautiful and very sexy. That's why I'm posting her, after all. And yes, I do know that she stars in Obsession, the popular summertime companion horror movie to Backrooms. Both movies have a lot of buzz for being made quite cheaply by very young directors and making a huge return on their investment. I suspect that WIWTFT was waiting to see Obsession before posting Inde, but I don't restrict myself to these rules. I also managed to see Backrooms—in the theater even!—before he did, so there are many whammies in this post. I thought Backrooms was fantastic and not too scary and even tho I have a feeling Obsession will scare me more, I will see it, because, well frankly because of Inde, but also because a certain someone has made me more likley to watch a horror movie every once in a while, and I thank him for opening my mind in that way. Today we want to fuck Inde Navarrette.

I heard a rumor that someone else is going to be posting for me soon. I guess we'll see if that happens. I am certainly not going to be posting because I am going to a magical land where cell reception is bad and there isn't really great internet but also last year I took a vacation from all this and it's kind of nice. Anyway, I am posting Lisa today for two reasons. The first, she showed up in a Vanity Fair shoot and it was fantastic. Second, I am sure she won't be posted this week because @kat-with-eleven-lives has told me that she would never in a million years have any desire for Lisa. Her exact words were, "BLACKPINK? More like BLACKNOTHANKYOUPINK". So this post really allows me to take care of a few things. It allows me to make sure Lisa is posted after such a great shoot but also recently Kat told me no one believes what I say about her because she's not nearly as clever as the things I make her say. I hope today takes care of that. Anyway, Lisa looked excellent, I liked the whole showgirl look and I don't have anything really clever to say about any of it except today I want to fuck Lisa.

Here is Eileen Gu for no clear reason I can think of really. Like… she's obviously very pretty and I have posted her quite a few times but there is no major event driving this today. I just for some reason woke up thinking about @kat-with-eleven-lives and that lead me to think about Eileen Gu. It's not the most natural association, though I guess they are both skiers, in the sense that Eileen Gu competes at a high level and it's how Kat gets to work 9 months out of the year, but other than that I am the one who had to introduce Kat to Eileen Gu and then convince her that she is pretty. I do think part of it is because Kat has recently told me that in her house they are big fans of Eileen Gu's face, so maybe I feel like this is for Kat and her girlfriend. Look, I am rambling because I couldn't sleep last night. Just couldn't settle down, I was basically like vibrating. I couldn't stop fidgeting and my brain was going a mile a minute and next thing I knew it was 4 AM. I am typing this at 9 something and have been up for hours so that might indicate the level of sleep I am on. Which is why I am just rolling with this impulse. I think Eileen Gu is very pretty and if thinking about Kat got me there who am I to complain? Today I want to fuck Eileen Gu.

Hey guys, it is officially summer and that means from here on out days will get shorter which feels insane to me but that is how it works. Somehow. Anyway, to celebrate summer here is Candice Swanepoel who continues to do work for her Tropic of C line that is really just some stellar stuff. Very summery. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Charli XCX did something for Rolling Stone so it was inevitable that I was going to post her. I almost did yesterday but I wanted to talk about the backrooms instead. It's fascinating that the shoot was by Gus Van Sant, at this point Charli is really fully leaning into the loving movies thing (I mean new record title aside) as this is her second shoot in a year by an esteemed director. Doesn't feel like a coincidence both were pretty big deal directors in the New Queer movement of the 90's either. Anyway, I love her turn as a cinephile and I was already going to post her but then last night I watched an old martial arts movies, one of the very 70's ones where they just kind of got mean and nihilistic. Our hero isn't a hero at all, he's just the most violent and his only real motivation seems to be the best and the ethos of the movie was not just that violence is a means to an end but is actually the end in and of itself. There is no right or wrong, just violence and the most violent wins. That's kind of bleak but it was good in that it was very violent and Sonny Chiba is very charismatic but after logging it I saw Charli XCX had watched it because of course she had. I was curious about her thoughts and it's a real shame she had to wipe all her star ratings that weren't 5 stars ages ago because I wondered did Charli XCX hate this or did she love the skull punch where suddenly we get an x-ray of a skull breaking? We'll never know. I mean, probably. Who knows, if I ever meet her I can ask. Maybe she'll answer as security drags me away. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I finally got to see the Backrooms yesterday and I really liked it. Just a stellar horror movie for lots of reasons. Like the best ones it gives you a lot to think about as it turns out to strongly relate to so many things that happen in reality. Also though, like truly great horror it manages to make things very human in it's way and a lot of that is on the shoulders of Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve. It was a huge boon for this movie to not just get good actors but to get truly great actors. Those early therapy scenes were so good and so emotional that it wowwed me and set up the entire movie to be something I was locked in for. So I am posting Renate Reinsve for the second time this year because it's the second movie I have watched this year where she blew me away with her acting. She's fantastic. Today I want to fuck Renate Reinsve.

The Royal Ascot is upon us and as far as sporting events go I'd imagine it's pretty low on the totem pole at the current moment with the world cup but I'd imagine as events for Hat Enthusiasts there is nothing more important happening this weekend. Holly Willoughby is going and thank god. Not because I have some Holly-in-Hats itch I needed to scratch but a general Holly Willoughby itch because I really miss seeing her more regularly. I say that every time I post her now but she is a bit of a comfort post for me in a way that is hard to describe other than my associations with her all happy? She feels wholesome? I don't know, it doesn't make a ton of sense. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I feel like I just recently posted Laetitia Casta but that was a wildly different post to the degree it almost feels like posting someone different. Or a post by someone completely different. No, that isn't true but there is a bit of a Ship of Theseus thing going on here because this post is very much about the Laetitia Casta I thought was extremely attractive when I was just a kid. I don't know when I first knew her name nor do I know where she ranked in the order of models for whom their name was just a thing I know. She couldn't be the first because in those days it was on the national news when someone like Elle MacPherson was on the cover of Sports Illustrated, so I knew names but Laetitia Casta was among the first for whom the journey was not, "This is a part of pop culture" but instead was me going, "Who is that?" and putting in the effort to know. It was harder then but luckily Victoria's Secret sent catalogs to people in those days and Guess had ads in every magazine on the planet. Anyway, I knew her and these are all very old pictures of her because someone has been uploading very high quality pictures of some of her old shoots and I am thankful for it. As a matter of fact, one I consider to be among her most favorites, that red Vivian Westwood outfit, just got the treatment and I knew I had to post her. That shoot is 32 years old. Which is insane. Which is why this is just somehow a radically different posting than when I posted her recently, she is the same person technically but how many of us are really the same as we were 30 years ago? Anyway, it was a pleasant little trip back in time, though finding decent picture from the era is hard and I had to fudge how far back is retro here. Today I want to fuck Laetitia Casta.

Here is me being easily influenced. Overnight, someone reblogged a few of my Nonsummerjack posts and then a bunch of people liked those posts. I don't know how many, I just know my notes screen was full of Nonsummerjack and I thought, "You know what? She's really hot". So here I am posting her because I have posted her before. I feel like this happens a lot with her in particular but I have no actual data to back it up. Today I want to fuck Nonsummerjack.

Anyway, I am dragging and as a result I am posting Anya Taylor Joy who was at the world cup game in very grainy creep shots but I did think she looked really good, I liked her top. I like girls in jerseys usually. Or whatever Soccer fans call their shirts. Probably Jumpers or Kits or an ol' Stripey or a Kickcloth or a Derby Netter. Anyway, my point is I liked her in her Wingers' Blouse but I can't post anything from that but luckily it's not the only time I have found her attractive so I can manage to find other pictures. Today I want to fuck Anya Taylor Joy.