it's like magic

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

Sometimes watching people be insanely confident in being wrong is kind of inspirational like damn maybe I should be more delusionally sure of myself too

I remember october like it was yesterday

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011