sorypsoid

Telling my employees at the foot locker that they are holy knights on a mission to sell reasonably priced shoes for Armageddon.

Goddamn a farming sim hates to see me coming

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

i wonder what they're gossiping about

i wonder what they're gossiping about

the mindflayer parasite when it enters your eye btw

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.