don't forget to don't forget me

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

#I want to see this concept but it’s butches who’ve never touched a concealer stick doing it for an effeminate man via @teacupsandcyanide

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?