lofi girl but vietnamese

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday