lofi girl but vietnamese

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks