in the game of fish, you fin or you die

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

Okay but “x mothers ago” is the best damn dating system, and I’m gonna use it SOMEWHERE.

I was not PREPARED

“You are never so far from your ancestors as you think”

warning this blog participates in stupid bitch idiot day

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

if you’re an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am

“ugh, your mind” - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable

A tee shirt that says "I'M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI"

nice

so like everything is real and we just have to deal with it huh