sean's gay page

I need to put on clothes bc I have a meeting in 20 but god it's so hard to care about anything when I'm working from home. In-office work is evil but it's a necessary evil for me specifically and only me

Consider, Hounds clinking their muzzles together to act like a peck on the lips. That is all.

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Stephen King’s Fujo

sometimes a girl will tell you "I'm a cis man!" so unconvincingly that you should take her to get hormones right then and there.

it's funny how a male character can be a huge asshole and will be my absolute least favorite but the second i smell a whiff of transfemininity i'm like "i forgive her i mean she's got a lot to work through yknow"

if a man is an asshole he's just an asshole but if a trans woman is an asshole can you really blame her? the circumstannies