Reblogs o' Plenty

Calm ur tit Just one tit Leave the other one crazy and out of control That ur party tit

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didn’t know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said “I’ll pay for half the abortion if you pay half” and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind

To me queerness is not just about who you’re attracted to. It’s a political identity. I didn’t choose to be gay. But I chose to be a queer.

Being queer is more than just who you want to fuck. It’s a set of lived experiences, the way you engage with the world, and the way the world engages with you. It’s a community you choose to be part of, and that you commit to honoring.

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

Reblog if you are also a fag in this area

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

good lord his own mother

Dragged beyond recovery

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

I'm fruity

ooh thank god