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(I don't know the character names so please bear with me)

Once upon a time there were two young girls, one brunette (?) and one Targaryen Blonde TM, who were best friends (maybe more??) The blonde girl was the daughter of some dickhead king who decided, "Eh, fuck the mother of my children... She's probably dying anyway- Just cut the baby out! This one might be a boy!!" The king beholds his new child and isn't satisfied in the baby's lack of a penis, so he decides he's going to marry his 14(?) year-old daughter's best friend, the brunette from earlier. She doesn't seem to want to be married to a gross old dude who's face is half- rotting off (or maybe it's not rotting off yet? regardless, it will) but nonetheless, this marriage is seen as a betrayal to the TB (Targaryen Blonde) Princess. Also she's mad that her dad is only doing it to have another crack at a male heir instead of just making her, his eldest daughter, his heir. But she's still mad at her friend for it too. Somewhere in all this TB Princess and her uncle, Targaryen Blonde Matt Smith, start having a... secret incest affair?? (Or rather, he's grooming her??) but then Bluncle (Blonde Uncle) Matt Smith makes it not secret by telling the King that in exchange for (idk, Targaryen Power things?) he wants TB Princess... for, like, his bride. However, in a surprising turn of G.R.R.M- the king doesn't approve. Though, apparently the incest wasn't what bothered him? Just the fact that his daughter was 14? -a detail he didn't seem to mind when he married his 14 y/o daughter's best friend?? (Who winds up producing him male heirs like immediately, I think) A decade or two later King decides he wants to have his Phantom of the Opera moment (because his face is rotting off), and then he dies, leaving the throne to one of the aforementioned male heirs bore by his daughter's best friend. This causes (more) tension between TB Princess and Brunette Best Friend (Going forth referred to as Brunette Queen) because TB Princess is still (understandably) mad that she only wasn't considered for the throne because she was born female. Oh and by this time TB Princess has had an arranged marriage with children only apparently none of the children are fathered by the guy she married, and are all "secretly" illegitimate. And Blunkle Matt Smith? I think TB Princess's dad stuck to his guns about not letting her uncle have her, and sent him far away? But now that the King is dead he comes back- and as if one affair wasn't enough for TB Princess it seems like they're wanting to start their secret incest affair again? And he's helping her get the Iron Throne? And at some point she does become queen of the pointy chair, and wants to rule benevolently, but then something happens and she then needs to kill Brunette Queen's children (?) for "Usurping"? (Not sure if they actually Usurped, or if that's her opinion of her dad leaving the throne to Oldest Male heir of Brunette Queen?) Oh and before all this Oldest Male Heir is kinda a dick as king, and gets half his face burned (looking like his dad) - I'm gonna guess by getting too close to a dragon or something? And I think there was a plotline where Brunette Queen and EyePatch Son are also having some degree of incestuous relationship? (Or maybe he just gets made fun of for cuddling with her? idk) Before he runs away with a witch girl that looks just like his half-sister (the psychic one) but with black hair (For the longest time I thought Psychic Half Sister just dyed her hair black and was pretending to be someone else and he didn't recognize her, but I guess I was wrong?)