galerion's angels

this is Wizard for "get fucked, shithead"

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

okay but to be fair if i learned one (1) conjuration spell i would probably also start talking like that

thinkin’ about girl wizards again

NOT witches. witches are responsible and ecologically knowledgeable and stuff like that. wizards are like “hee hoo i am going to do inadvisable magics”

I still wanna commission for a Vtuber avatar with this as the aesthetic

[I have broken into the wizard's apartment complex to attempt to pilfer eldritch magical knowledge too powerful to be allowed for public eyes. The kitchen has seven different novelty mugs in the sink. The linoleum looks slightly acid-scarred. I continue through the apartment.]

"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)

its so homophobic that thunderstorms make me want to stand atop a sheer cliff in robes as i brandish a wizard staff but i cant without getting struck by fucking lightning

lol this guy doesn't know how to ward off lightning. amateur