This blog is erotica. If you confuse that for a how life should be, please fuck off. Get a big bottle asprin and just eat them all. Don't vomit. Spitters are quiters.
Some other housekeeping:
I am Bi. (Pan if you want to get picky). I do my best to make this a safe space for my fellow queers. If you want to mentally edit stuff to fit with your gender presentation, go the fuck ahead.
I write erotica. I am not playing a character. Please do not come into my DMs expecting me to bust out some roleplay. I'm not interested. Seriously. Not a porn dispenser.
Never apologize for spam liking. Live it. Waking up to a lot of likes and reblogs is a big dopamine hit. I am not a morning person, and you just made it better. So if you DM me to tell me this, I promise I will not be mean.
I am not looking for a partner. Play or romantic. Platonic friendship is what I have the emotional energy for. Even if I was, 24 is my age floor.
I often write while I am high. The writing reflects this. If my misspellings bother you, keep it to yourself or block me. Telling me will result in a block that takes longer.
I do not interact with ageless blogs. When I point that out, I am not asking for your age. If you can't figure out what I want, maybe don't message me.
Nudes. If they are yours and you are a legal adult, I will accept them gladly. 'Your writing makes me wet, here are my tits as a thank you' is a pretty great thank you. If they are not yours, I will not believe "She's an exhibitionist but is too shy to send". I will believe it's revenge porn.
If you want to come into my DMs and have no idea what The Man In The Grey Flannel Suit is, maybe stop. The 50's sucked.











