Heckin' Pranboozled

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they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

hey guys when you say something is for crosby stills and nash can you include me in that as well? crosby stills nash and young. if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?