turns out i haven’t updated my intro post since *checks notes* 2023… huh. well. some shit’s changed since then, so i guess it’s time.
name: stranger danger is still alive and well and lurking in my subconscious every waking moment i am on the internet, but i think it might be okay if y'all called me by my actual name. so, hi! i'm jess. or you can keep calling me space. either way.
pronouns: she/they
age: 34 (fuuuuuuuuuck)
occupation: recent college graduate (!?!) and soon-to-be grad student, future librarian (yeah so the mfa programs didn't pan out)
ye olde fandom mainstays: star wars, star trek, tolkien, jane austen, rivers of london, pre-endgame marvel cinematic universe, harry potter, supernatural, sherlock holmes (acd canon, rdj movies, bbc!lock) (and probably a bunch of other shit i’m forgetting) (strikethroughs indicate fandoms i’m no longer active in (for various reasons) but content of which you may find in my blog archives)
current fandom interests: the pitt
what i post: i have several sideblogs, but i don't use them. so this blog is a catch-all blog, a commonplace book on the internet, if you will. mostly i just reblog, though i do like to ramble in the tags. (although because this is the #pissonthepoor website, i sometimes find myself involuntarily taking up the mantle of fact-checker.) there is no coherent theme to my blog in any sense, i just reblog whatever shiny thing catches my attention--i was a magpie in another life, i'm sure of it.
re: tags, i do try to tag for things, but am not always as consistent as i’d like to be. that said, and i'm gently holding your hand while saying this as lovingly as possible: if you need things (particularly some sort of trigger) tagged in a more consistent manner for your own safety i'd suggest you skip following this blog. i cannot promise consistency to internet strangers when i cannot even manage to be consistent for myself.
however, here are a list of tags that i do use when i can manage to be consistent with tagging, for your browsing and/or blocking convenience:
#the pitt
#football himbos (ted lasso)
#space himbos (star wars)
#superhimbos (comics and related cinematic universes )
#pirate himbos (our flag means death)
#to boldly go (star trek)
#rivers of london
#sad gay road trips (the hobbit, lotr)
#ficcage of interest (other tumblrinas' fics that i've reblogged)
any jane austen posts are usually tagged by work (e.g. #pride and prejudice) or, if about austen herself or her writing #jane austen
#space talk (the tag for if and when i ever actually post something about myself, like now)
i also post a moderate amount about issues relating to u.s. politics since i’m unfortunately one of the idiots that lives here. you can block the tag #uspol (and #ukpol, #europol) if you’re not interested in political posts.
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Since I didn't get any more writer questions, I was left to my own devices, so really this is your fault
What about a Regency AU with one of the more ridiculous Bridgerton plots sprinkled in, where Miss Duncana Pennytree is traveling to London with her guardian Ser Arlan for the Season, in the hopes that he can get her married before he dies— only he dies before they even get to London, leaving Dunk pretty much stranded once she finally gets to the city.
She more or less stumbles into a ball hosted by the Baratheons, who always begin the Season with some lively festivities. There she catches the attention of Lord Lyonel, but it's only the next day that she has a chance encounter with Prince Baelor Targaryen himself, where she ends up confessing that she's got no prospects, but still must find a suitable (or at least not wretched) match by the end of the Season.
Baelor is plagued with the opposite problem, more or less — ever since the death of his dear wife he has been hounded by prospective brides and their hopeful parents. But as the Heir to the Throne he can't exactly refuse to be part of the Season, and so he's just been white-knuckling his way through each spring and summer.
Something something something, they agree that Baelor will pretend to be interested in Duncana — not courting her, of course, but certainly not looking at anyone else for the duration of the Season. This will elevate her status while keeping most of the brides at bay, which is a win all around. (Lyonel hates this plan a lot but nobody actually consulted him beforehand.)
Baelor led her onto the floor, even as her hand tightened in his grip and tried to tug him back to the safety of the shadows. It was a strong hand, with long fingers under what looked to be a rather shabby glove. Baelor wondered afresh what Ser Arlan's plan had truly been. To marry her off well seemed unlikely, if not impossible, with the meager resources he'd scraped together. Perhaps he too had meant to throw himself on the Prince's favor, as she had yesterday evening; yet it seemed at odds with the man he'd once known.
"You'll gain few admirers clinging to the wallpaper," he informed her as they took their place for a gavotte.
"I'll gain even fewer admirers in full candlelight," she muttered, just loud enough to hear, and he could not help the laughter that escaped his lips. She looked down at him, as startled as he at the noise, and he thought how strange it was to look up, into eyes the clear blue of a sky reflected on the surface of a still pond. She looked away and added, "Besides, this is about ridding yourself of admirers more than securing me a spouse who won't despise me."
Your Grace ought to have been at the end of the sentence, but Baelor was already learning that among Miss Pennytree's talents were neither tact nor ettiquette. He did not mind, though it was as well that the gavotte did not provide much opportunity for eavesdropping. "Honor me by assuming I can ward off the eligible ladies present this evening," he said, "and keep your eye to your own objective."
She scowled, an expression hopelessly out of fashion yet somehow all the more charming for it. "Yes, my flotilla of admirers."
"You already have one," he reminded her, nodding at the top of the line where Lord Lyonel watched them with a narrowed, jealous gaze.
Miss Pennytree opened her mouth but the music stilled her reply until the exchange which brought them back together for conversation. "Lyonel's not an admirer, he's a menace," she informed him. "At my first ball, he lead me through a waltz. Stepped on my foot, too."
That Lord Lyonel would do such a scandalous thing was hardly scandalous at all — he had courted notoriety with far more lust than any paramour. But Baelor had heard of the exchange, and not for Lyonel's outrage. "You stepped on his foot in return, if the stories are to be believed," he replied mildly.
She had made a complete conquest in the process. It was likely what had gotten her the invitation to this evening's affair; there were no few of the ton here assembled eager to see what the Laughing Storm would do, upon discovery that his newest beloved was now in the clutches of the House of the Dragon. A pretty bit of drama for the beginning of the Season, though a risky one — for while a gentleman might weather almost any scandal, a young lady's reputation was far more easily bruised.
But Miss Pennytree had been blunt in summing up her chances at a tolerable match with no fortune or family to bolster her, now that Ser Arlan was dead. And Baelor himself had tried everything short of an actual wife to keep the wolves of matrimony at bay. They were both compelled to wager a good deal on this scheme, though watching her count the steps under her breath as she made the next turn he was bitterly aware of how much more she had to lose than he.
"Well," she replied as she returned to his arms, "he deserved it. And he's got nearly as many doe-eyed beauties vying for his attentions as you have. He'll not pursue some oversized—"
"Discounting the fact that even now, he is staring daggers into my back," Baelor commented, "I am compelled to inform you that you will gain no admirers at all if your only conversation is how unattractive you are."
She blinked down at him as the next measure parted them for another minute or so; Baelor danced with Lady Ashford as Miss Pennytree was taken round the turn by her husband, who barely came up to her elbow. There were a few titters from the sides, but they faded quickly enough as he raked his eyes across the throng. He was still Prince Baelor Targaryen, and a woman found in his company was not to be mocked. Besides, for all her inexperience Miss Pennytree showed a tolerable foot along the floor, her muslin gown fluttering behind her like a banner held aloft by a proud squire upon the field.
(take this very loosely bc i indulged in an aperol spritz before the event began and was going through Something Homosexually Charged the whole time the interview went on but) things Bertie Carvel said tonight at the Italian Global Series Festival event in Rimini:
• he used to LARP, got his first sword at eleven years old (he used to do stage fighting in drama school and absolutely loved it). playing Baelor and standing in a muddy field wearing an armour brought him right back to those happy times
• he's very proud of Baelor as a character and of himself for having brought Baelor to life. he said that if he were to put the characters he's played in a line-up, baelor would stand out because that's him, that's Bertie's face and he seldom gets to wear just his own face. He actually prefers to be just him
• Baelor is very dear to him. the world needs to see heroes and people who show up and do the right thing, now more than ever
• literally waxed poetry about Peter Claffey. said that acting with him was incredibly easy because that's what happens when the people you share your lines with are good. said that Peter and Dunk share a lot of similarities, that Dunk resides in Peter's comfort zone as much as Baelor resides in Bertie's and that made the acting feel natural
• the first thing he asked to the costume department when they did the armour fitting was to have a flap somewhere on the armour. front and back. this dude istg
• he likes playing political figures, especially if he can slip into their minds and build something recognizable that creates a connection between the audience and the "hidden" actor. he was asked if there's a particular politician he would like to play and replied that he usually prefers to be offered a part without him manifesting it. he also misses the selection process and wishes he could get back to experiencing some good old anxiety from competing to get a part
• his family is two generations deep into political journalism. his grandfather (scottish, btw) and father used to write papers about England's political affairs and went on about some hours-long speech politicians used to hold in Parliament, how those men used to take a drink to strengthen themselves before hearing said speech (he mentioned 1947? It was a whole papa beaver situation and it was late, some details about this report are foggy. Forgive Me) and his grandfather asked about what kind of drink it was so that he could have a scoop. the story ends with people resigning and both his grandfather a father dying of a, quote unquote, broken heart
• he was asked something about managing his characters after their story ends and if he imagines their lives after he's done playing them and. he said. that this question made him think about what happens to the letters and e-mail you write but never end up sending. the ones sitting in your drafts. what happens when you delete them? do they stay in the cloud somewhere, is the trace of their existence gone forever? he doesn't know if the afterlife exists but he does keep on loving the people he shared a life with, and the same goes to his characters
• he loves playing Dalgliesh because he's an interesting man, he was dubious about whether the people needed another detective but he got to understand that yes, people love following a detective because we love seeing a mystery get solved. he questioned how come we as creatures on earth think that having a cup of tea and watching a detective solving crime on the telly makes our whole night (he declared himself guilty of being part of this ritual). he actually directed two episodes and needed to work around the library of sound cues that were already been composed, so he got to also stand on the other side of the camera and he's proud of himself for having taken that risk. he defined Dalglish as poetic, deeply sensitive
• when he was asked why he played two characters in The Crown, he laughed and said he needed the money
• he misses the theatre. extensively talked about favoring the theatre over filmmaking because the first demands a slower process, one that counts the audience as an integral part of the play, whereas filmmaking is a fast game, actors don't know which takes are going to be used once they close a set so they have to do the best they can as quickly as possibile. theatre means growth, experimenting, trial and error, and he loves the highs and lows of it
• two wolves live inside of him: one that wants the script to be the only sacred text he refers to when playing a character and the other that researches to the point of obsession. when movies or shows find their original source in books, he sometimes reads them and sometimes doesn't because he doesn't really know how to manages the conflict that grows inside of him when something gets changed for the sake of a screen adaptation. there are directors that were open to changing the script once he brought up a detail he liked from the project's source material, but he tends to avoid doing this. he needs to do proper research to get something in his guts to switch and click when he plays political figures, though. but yeah, he sways and touches both neds of the stick, depends on the part
• "every part you play is political. and if it's not, i don't know how"
and now i really need to go to bed bc i'm exhausted and writing in english after midnight turned my brain into mush but before i do. let me share this picture and the story behind it.
picture me standing right next to this man. politely waiting for my turn to thank him for spending his time with us. literally waiting at his side. the translator (an exceptional woman btw) shows him something on her phone. he fishes his own phone out of his pocket. he's got a hot pink phone cover. opens the cover. pulls out a pair of what i can't even define reading glasses. they're pince-nez. clear. puts them on and they're there, just sitting on his nose. unbelievable.
oh and he was wearing an embroidered shirt. also, like, you know. big hands
#the night i met bertie carvel#he pointed at my shirt#laughed and then pulled me in to take a picture#this man i swear#he stepped offstage and walked straight to us while we were still sitting down#collected us and brought us out of the theatre like a sheperd would with his sheep#but he was also a sheep. a ridiculously tall sheep#and handsome too#all the while i was sitting wondering Does He Know i write and draw yaoi of him#they showed us a clip from episode two#they showed us The Clip from episode two#literally watched dunk and baelor's meet cute on the big screen#the sigh i let out when he laughed#if i had a nickel for each time he said “fuck” or “i was being cheeky” i would be the richest man on earth#and i quite enjoyed witnessing that#also bear with me but the thought of baelor saying “fuck” as casually as bertie did made my head go to#places i wouldn't go with a sword#10/10 experience would recommed#it's almost 1 am this is how we're ending this day. good night#gus asked for this! please enjoy and wish me a good night#bertie carvel
I just read all of this with my hand over my mouth
#i am probably going to post a fic in the HR fandom soon-ish#and I can’t lie: I’m already throwing a minor tantrum in my head at the thought of having to tag my fics ‘no AI’#my ao3 user id is only four digits long!#do you think I’d have that many unfinished WIPs if I was just letting ChatGPT do the work for me?#what a stupid time to be alive
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Grace telling the eridians he's asexual so don't worry they don't need to engineer (😭😭) him a mate to keep him happy.
The eridians (who at this point have only gotten through mostly the earth life biology data from the hail Mary) think he means the other asexual and so they keep waiting for another Grace to just appear in the biodome.
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and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
rabbot who tries so desperately to make the other better while simultaneously making themselves worse. jacks “call me if it gets too dark” comment while he’s actively putting himself in harms way to fuel his adrenaline-junkie avoidance style and calling it a “hobby” is telling. sounds like the sun’s not shining super bright for you either bud
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Anyway this disability pride month I would like to shoutout disabled folks whose creativity has suffered because of their condition. I’m talking people with hand tremors and pain that stop them from drawing, knitting, and playing instruments. People whose thinking has become so disorganized that nothing they write makes sense to other people. People with chronic pain who can no longer dance. People so over medicated in a fruitless attempt to maintain stability that the wells of their imagination have run dry.
I see you and I love you. You are more than your creative output. You are not a shell of what you used to be. You are a whole, complete person, regardless of what your creativity has been, is now, or will be in the future.